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Border Collie Jokes
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09-04-2010, 05:02 PM
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Border Collie Jokes
Here's our attempt at Border Collie jokes... please add more if you can come up with them
 How did the Border Collie call the sheep? On his eye-phone.  Where do the sheep go to watch funny Border Collie videos? Ewe-tube.  What do you call it when a Border Collie spends Saturday and Sunday playing with a ball? Squeekend.  What TV set did the Border Collie buy? A black and white.  What jewelry did the Border Collie wear? A merle necklace  Register or Login to remove advertisements. |
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09-04-2010, 05:37 PM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
perfect timing a giggle to end the day, wish i could think of one
![[Image: DSCF5236-1.jpg]](http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad292/joanne1964/Shadow%20snow%20and%20Liam/DSCF5236-1.jpg)  Joanne
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09-04-2010, 05:57 PM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
ahh love these! Thanks for the laugh. Would like to have some of these on a tshirt
Sarah and The Working Sheepskin Border Collies ![[Image: Sig%20skinny.jpg]](http://lh5.ggpht.com/_eYoLloUP7Ls/TRgeeGaQV-I/AAAAAAAAApw/rNPXGgt4eto/s640/Sig%20skinny.jpg)
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09-04-2010, 07:17 PM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
![[Image: 5931149419_21305a2fb8_m.jpg]](http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6005/5931149419_21305a2fb8_m.jpg) Rayeann Nature is cruel, but we don't have to be. -Temple Grandin |
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09-04-2010, 08:11 PM
Post: #5
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
Why did she like play with a collie?
Because it never bord'er! How long have dogs been man's best friend? Since B.C.E. (border collie era)! ![[Image: 4719725775_5dd4b7a779_t.jpg]](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4061/4719725775_5dd4b7a779_t.jpg) a u s s i e h o u l a |
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09-04-2010, 08:24 PM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
These are cute. I like the eye phone one best.
In their short lives our pets give us all they can...their friendship, unselfish love, and total loyalty. Lucky dog always in my heart |
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09-05-2010, 12:34 AM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
funny jokes, i haven't got any.
![[Image: playing_with_my_new_squeaky_rugby_ball-1.jpg]](http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd489/BellaandHolly/Holly/playing_with_my_new_squeaky_rugby_ball-1.jpg)
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09-05-2010, 04:27 AM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
Tache thought these were funny:
What did the Border Collie do when he had several spare rooms? He took in boarders.  Which Border Collie was Secretary General of the UN? Boutros Boutros Collie.  Where do Border Collies go for higher education? Colliege or Ewe-niversity.  What do Border Collies do on vacation? They flock to livestock fairs.  Which Border Collie actress is married to Bradd Pitt Bull? Angelina Collie  What's the Border Collie's favorite dish? Shepherd's Pie.  How does a Border Collie herd a group of Iranian sheep? With his Eye-atollah.  Where do Border Collies make movies? In Colliewood.  What do you call a Border Collie's house when it's run down? Ram-shackle.
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09-05-2010, 09:49 AM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
 What do you call a BC... at a computer? keyborder on a pair of skates? skateborder with a pair of skis? snowborder on a boat? sailborder with headphones? recorder collie playing ball? border volley at a funeral melancholy at a buffet? horder collie favorite treat? collipop stuffed animal? border dolly a u s s i e h o u l a |
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09-05-2010, 11:34 AM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
Favourite dog playmate
Bichon frisbee 
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09-05-2010, 12:34 PM
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RE: Border Collie Jokes
a u s s i e h o u l a |
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